
Authoritis
noun | aw-thur-eye-tis
A chronic condition marked by the uncontrollable urge to write.
There is no cure—and honestly, we’re not looking for one.
This shirt is for the writer who’s always scribbling on napkins, narrating their life in third person, and mentally editing conversations in real time.
Soft, unisex, and dangerously relatable, this tee is the perfect blend of comfort and creativity.
Symptoms may include:
✍️ Sudden plot twists
📚 Hoarding notebooks
💡 Dialogue at 2AM
Wear it proudly. You’re not alone—we all suffer from Authoritis.
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and offers elasticity.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for added durability.
- Double needle stitching enhances longevity and strength.
- Side seams provide structure and maintain the shirt's form.
- Crafted from soft, lightweight fabric with varied fiber compositions.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.00 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 20.50 | 23.00 | 24.50 |
| Length, in | 25.00 | 26.00 | 27.00 | 27.75 | 28.00 | 28.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 13.75 | 14.25 | 15.12 | 15.62 | 16.50 | 17.37 |
Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
The garment is sewn around the edges with a wide double topstitch, making it long-lasting and durable
With side seams
Located along the sides of a garment, they hold the shirt's shape longer and lend it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 65% cotton, 35% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the formaldehyde, phthalates, lead and flammability level requirements.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium.
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